Hi guys

Hi guys

I have to apologise again for the lack of updates - work is still hideously busy (14 - 16 hour days in some cases) so what little free time I do get, I am dedicated to putting it about rather than writing about it.

Unfortunately the lack of time is impacting that and I've again been plagued by timewasters. The new one seems to be be "I don't believe that it's your picture"...I mean what do they want? How am I meant to prove it's me?

The list of things that annoy me seems to continue to grow :) or maybe I'm just getting less patient, but here's a few:

Not turning up of course, is the big one - this is doubly annoying when I've made the effort especially to douche. This takes time, uses lube (and I used good quality, so there's a cost here) not to mention the fact that it's so incredibly frustrating

Single word responses. Now...if I've been warned, say, that the guy I am chatting with is driving or otherwise occupied, this can be acceptable. However, when there's no rhyme or reason for it, it's both bad manners and frustrating.

Accusing me of wasting your time. Yeah, sure. This one always gets me laughing. If I am not interested (and it's very unlikely to be the case) then I'll tell you.

The aforementioned "I don't believe it's you". This one is often followed up by "send me more pictures". No. I've sent you plenty and if you just want wank material then go online for it.

Reading my message and not bothering to reply. Ok, we all get busy/distracted. But if you've read my message and haven't replied in days that just tells me that like above, you wanted a quick toss.

Oh...I never noticed you take it bareback...really? Are you fucking retarded, because every single online profile I've ever made gets right to that point.

Generally these are a sure fire way to get blocked. I'm too busy and have too little free time to give endless chances to the chancers and wankers and wannabes.

Anyway I was in Devon recently and had a great time, despite it being a very short stopover. Night one, a guy literally pestered me to pop out (I was with friends) and let him bang me. So I did. It was a great fuck right up to the point he pulled out, said "Sorry I have to be somewhere" and walked out.

After hitting my hotel room for bed, I got a message from a guy in a petrol station round the corner. So lights low, door latched, I bent over the bed. He walked in and I could hear him pull his trousers down, and lube his cock.

He took a massive hit of poppers and slide a really beautiful long, thin and rock hard cock into me.

He fucked me with a slow, gentle pace but got very, very deep and I loved every stroke. He stopped half in / half out and asked if it was ok to blow into me!!

Of course I slid back onto his cock and begged for his load. He really pounded my arse then before announcing he'd shot a 5 day load into me.

He dressed and left.

The next night I was out until 2am but got a message from a guy saying he'd be passing my hotel around 3am after he left work and would I like him to take me to the local woods which was cruisy.

Of course.

He arrived a few minutes before 3 and we drove about 10 mins down the road to the woods.

When we arrived, he explained it was slit over two sides of a road - one was dogging for the straight and bi folk sand one was for the gays (his words). The side he pulled into was busy - about 6 cars and vans.

"I want to fuck you over the boot of my car so others can see and hear" he said.

Ok then :)

He had a thick cock that was longer than average but not rock hard thankfully.

He was a loud fucker too, practically hollering that he was in me bareback and wanted others to join in and spunk me. He fed me poppers and I loved it. But sadly no one else joined in.

After about 10 minutes he blew a massive load into me - it felt like he was spunking up me for hours. Beautiful.

I hit the sack then.

On my way home, I diverted a fair old way to the Greenhouse at Newport. It was full of old men (which I love) but they all seemed to want someone that wasn't me..."I'll come back to you later". Fuck that.

I was about to continue my journey and was on my way down the stairs when a hot older black guy grabbed my arm and said "come on then". I followed him into a cubicle and he spent an hour switching between fucking my arse and massaging me.

I loved that every time he climbed into me he pushed my head down into the "mattress". And boy did he fuck hard.

The first time he went in, he gloved up. But after that it was bareback all the way.

He force fed me copious amounts of poppers. But after about an hour or so I had to continue my journey so I begged him for a load. He certainly gave the impression he was obliging me.

I hit the road after that. Got a bit more passing interest but it was all too far away.

Loved it. :)

Update time

Sorry for the lack of recent updates. With little free time, I've had to compromise some and so writing about the adventures I've had comes in third to work and having them. Anyway, I thought I'd give a brief update as I am still time constrained.

I was in a hotel near to Scratchwood Park the other week and as I was preparing to take a wander there, a got hit up by a guy on Grindr asking if I fancied going to the Vault with him.

Since I'd never been, but it was on my list of places I wanted to go to, I jumped at the chance.

He picked me up from the hotel and drove us into London and from there we hopped on the underground.

On arrival, I paid for us both (seemed only fair given he had driven).

You get given a basket for your clothes and other items, a bag with lube and a rubber, plus a number (the number of your basket). Once you've stripped to just your footwear, you put everything in the basket and hand it in.

The place was heaving. Wall to wall cocks and arses.

We split up and I did the rounds. Between the glory holes, the sofas, and the little alcoves, I had 9 cocks in me starting with wandering into the end alcove and bending over the bed. A guy was soon stroking my arse before climbing in. When I looked around someone else was fucking him at the same time. Hot.

The fire escape next to the little dark room was most productive. I just bend over face to the wall and got one pounding after another! Fucking bliss.

Unfortunately I don't think many came in me as there were just too many holes to choose from.

It was a good night with a real mix of guys there and I hope to make it back some time soon.

I've had some really great meets with the guy I told you about just before Christmas, including one session that spanned about 4 hours and involved him riding me remorselessly four times. At the end of the night he inserted both bars of a chocolate bar into my arse before we took a drive out to a cruise and he fucked me again.

Other than that, I've had my usual sessions at the greenhouse - seems even when it's busy lately there's more guys watching than actually fucking which is a shame.

Wow..

So I've had a few decent fucks and some ok ones the last week or so. I was going to write about them but unfortunately for them I have just had one of the best fucks I can recall.

So add five loads to my count for them. The usual mix of the greenhouse and my hotel room.

Anyway. I got pinged by a guy on grindr. No real pic but that is ok as I dont have one of me up either. :)

Fairly close. Sounded horny. Swapped a few pics but it was hard to judge how handsome or otherwise he was.

He turned up and after a quick pee came over and ate my hole quite literally like I've never had it eaten. Deep isn't uncommon but the way he moved his head and lips and head side to side was heavenly.

He did that for ages and where I'm normally very ambivalent towards being rimmed I could not get enough.

I'd met him in my hotel room with my door off the latch, the lights low and me bent over the bed showered, lubed and horny.

He stood up and fingered me for a bit then more tonguing.

Wow. It was just sublime.

He stood up and entered me. His cock filled me beautifully. Above average size and rock hard he went balls deep. He fucked me as hard as any I can remember. He'd occasionally stop balls deep in me.

I was reaching back and stroking his balls while he reached around to stroke my cock but unfortunately I'd been hitting the poppers hard waiting for him and my cock wasn't playing ball.

He stood up and turned me round, pushing me onto my back on the bed with my legs held apart.

He really upped the ante now though and fucked like a jack hammer.

Again he'd swap and rim me then climb back in.

He announced he was shooting into me and unbelievably fucked even harder!

After he'd loaded me he went back down one me and sucked out some of his spunk. We swapped it in a passionate kiss...that tells you something...I don't tend to kiss on a sleazy meet.

He fingered me hard. And I mean hard. But even that was heavenly.

And then he surprised Mr again by saying he had another load for me. He wanted himself hard and fast whilst fibgering me just as hard and fast before climbing back into me to blow what felt like another epic load.

And fuck me if he wasn't handsome.

Don't pass go. Don't collect £200. Go straight to the top of my fuck list.

Epic.

A good week

As ever, I've been working like crazy but always try to find a bit of time to get some cock and loads.

Last week I managed to get out on the Wednesday night to the Greenhouse at Luton.

I arrived and had a look in the dungeon area. There was a bottom on the bench. Weirdly he was squeaking and groaning and bouncing like he was being fucked despite that fact that no one was anywhere near him.

Oddly I'd pass him a few times through the evening and he kept doing it. I think he was wired.

So I hit a cubicle and within a minute, a guy was behind me. A quick look through my legs and I could see muscular black calves. Mmmm.

He pushed his cock up against me. It was big and thick and very hard.

I reached around to apply a bit of lube and could feel it was bare so no need to say anything.

He pushed it in deep and held it for a moment. He started to slowly but with a lot of power, thrust.

I hit the poppers and held them out for him. He took a couple of deep hits himself and then really began to bang me hard. My head was banging into the corner and no way I could have got more hits of poppers.

Now usually when someone fucks that hard they don't last very long but he went on for a good ten minutes like it. It was heaven.

Then suddenly he stopped mid thrust and asked me if I wanted his load inside me. Cute.

Of course I said yes please and he thrust a few more times and grunted he was cumming in me.

When I turned to look he wasn't very tall but well muscled and very handsome.

A bit of small talk and he left.

I turned back round and within a few more minutes someone else had walked in and closed the door. He felt me up and gave a couple of "mmmmm nice" sounds. He fingered me for a few moments then pushed his cock up to my hole.

As is cock wasn't anything like as big as the coloured guy's it went in nice and easily. He fucked deep and hard. This time he gave me no choice but blew deep into me.

Without a word he left.

I took another walk around. Mr Quivermoan was still there so I headed back. An older guy followed me so I assumed the position in one of the cubicles again.

He climbed into me but then climbed onto the seats. This put his cock at a very acute and painful angle. After a few moments I had to stop him.

At this point he laid on his back and said "well you get on then".

I did and started to ride him. It was ok but he laid there and did nothing. He hardly moved up to meet me. In fact apart from a few "that's lovely" comments he could've been dead or asleep.

After about 15 minutes of this, I was starting to get cramp. When I suggested a different position he said "I like this one" and didn't move so I got off and told him we were done.

He said he was sorry but he'd cum "too much" already. Which is ok but he was plain lazy. Even arse up, face down, I always move and push back or up and down as the situation demands.

Anyway after that there wasn't much else happening so I headed back to the hotel.

I called into Roade layby on the way and got out of my car. A guy followed me to the bench and after a bit of sucking action to get him hard kindly fucked me over the table. Nice thick cock but he pulled out to shoot :(

After that it was late so I headed back to the hotel.

Another successful cumunion

As per usual I had a self-imposed cock ban for the week prior to cumunion as I don't want to risk any damage that could put me out of action for it.

I arrived at the hotel with plenty of time to spare and got myself fully cleaned inside and out.

Now I always do my utmost to make sure I am spotlessly clean for tops but this is especially important when I expect to be running into double figures of all shapes and sizes of cock.

When I arrived, someone was already asking how many guys were there and the answer was 58. Oh yeahhh.

After getting naked I took a wander round.

Though lots of guys were there, no immediate action seemed to be taking place which I just put down to being so early (it wasn't even 8 yet).

On my first pass, both slings were occupied so I hit one of the glory holes - the left one as you look at them, within the small dungeon area

I bent over and a cock was soon inside my arse. As I looked up I noticed a guy looking over the top of the partition in front of me with his big hard dick pushed through the hole pointing at me.

Now I'd never noticed on my earlier visits that if anyone used those particular holes and cubicles that they'd be looking over the cubicle I was in.

The only problem was that it was a stretch to get to his cock from the position I was in!

That little problem solved itself when the cock in my arse disappeared so after waiting a moment or two to see if it would reappear inside me, I stood up and gobbled the one in front of me.

I love to suck a cock and this was a realy beauty and I was hoping for a tasty load but after about 10 minutes of my going down on him, this cock disappeared too. Damn.

So I decided to leave the cubicle. 

When I got back to the slings, they were empty, so I climbed into the right hand one as you face them. It looked like it'd been set a bit lower than last time and was definitely lower than the other one.

A crowd soon gathered and I had a cock buried in me while an Asian lad shoved his hard cock into my mouth.

The Asian kept leaning over and sucking me which was ok but I wasn't there for action on my cock AND it pulled his cock out of my mouth.

The guy in my arse grunted and sped up before plowing deep into me with a sigh.

He stepped away and another cock was pushed into me.

Heaven.

Asian lad kept swapping between feeding me his cock and sucking mine.

After a few minutes, the guy in my arse pulled out and wandered off. Asian lad moved to my cock and tried to bend it flat down towards him and between his legs. Fucking idiot - I made it clear that hurt as he'd bent it far too far down!

He then asked "can I sit on it?"

I mean seriously? Now I get it...there will be vers guys all around at these parties but surely when a guy is on his back in a sling taking cocks, it should be fairly clear that the end game here isn't to fuck?

He looked upset when I said no but tough shit - there were plenty of other guys there looking to bang.

The crowd thinned then so I had another walk around.

I hit the gloryholes again. This time, I hit the right hand one. A cock was through the hole as I walked in, so I did the only thing and went down on it. As it became hard, I took my mouth off it and rubbed a bit of extra lube in.

At first the owner was...well frankly lazy. He just stood with a semi on while I twisted and turned and tried to get it up me. Eventually I gave up and stood with my hole on the tip. He got the message and started to move a bit more. 

I almost left as it didn't seem to be working but then suddenly he got very hard and pushed straight in.

As you know, I love a gloryhole fuck for the pure rythm let alone the anonymity and this was no different - he rode fast and hard but then suddenly again disappeared.

A quick peek through the hole showed the cubicle was now empty though I suspect his balls weren't :(

And then as I peered through the other holes, I saw two guys (one in each) just sat there on stools. Both would remain in their respective holes from what I could I could tell for the rest of the night.

I decided to leave the cubicle then and had a slight accident - I'd not taken into account how close the kneeling stool on that side was to the door and as I walked out, I tripped over it. Oops.

Nothing hurt other than my pride. lol

I took a moment out to grab a bite to eat then as I hadn't eaten since breakfest.

Back into it I hit the other sling but got no interest so I headed back to the gloryhole/dungeon area and got into the bench I'd tripped over.

A guy slid into me and fucked with real vigour. Deep and hard it wasn't long before he was telling me to take his hot seed. Of course I did the only thing I could and begged for him to shoot it up me and he obliged.

After a few moments to get my breath I took another walk round. I'd noticed a very handsome, dark skinned guy earlier and unfortunately for the rest of us he was getting a LOT of attention with guys queiing to take a turn on his arse. Fuck he was loud, too.

I went back and hit the other kneeling bench and then things really got busy for me.

Again a small crowd surrounded me and I was being ridden with another cock in my mouth.

As the guy in my arse pounded me the guy in my mouth unloaded. I swallowed most of it but there was just too much and some spilled out.

As the guy in my arse came, another guy took his place. Likewise another entered my mouth - beautiful long cock with a big meaty head! It was gorgeous to go down on.

The guy in my arse fucked with a nice even pace before quickening up and shooting a big load. Well I assumed it was big from the noises he made! :)

The guy I was sucking climbed into my arse and rode me with his big stick. It felt lovely as he went in with long, deep, even strokes. He didn't cum though, unfortunately.

Another guy had his cock in my mouth. It was lubed up which helped him shove it to the back of my throat.

After a few minutes, he said he wanted my arse and I said I wanted his load inside me!

He fucked like a demon - fast, deep, hard and unforgiving, he was pushing me right into the bench and I loved every second of it.

He shot his load (he told me he was) then pulled out, grabbed my head, and shoved his dick into my mouth with the command to suck it clean. Of course I did! It was even slicker and tasted of spunk. Mmmm.

After a few moments of nothing, another guy entered me. He wasn't inside me long before he said he had cum.

And then again nothing much. I had another walk around and took a quick dip in the spa downstairs.When I came back up, a good looking skinheaded guy grabbed me and pulled me to one side thrusting his cock at me - big and hard and very thick! As I went down on him, he asked me to play with and suck his nipples. 

He kept telling me he wanted to fuck me. And like I was going to say no! Lol

Except I did. He only went and grabbed a glove and when I said I didn't like them he said he didn't fuck without one.

Now. I agree with the ethos of cumumion being pro-choice, but that choice is really bareback :( Nah...I respect his decision but mine was to say no. He looked quite upset at that, but he has his preference and I have mine.

After that, I suddenly crashed into exhaustion.

I tried to fight it but decided to call it a night.

As ever it was a fun evening. I didn't get as much spunk as I'd have liked but that was also partly down to the fact I left fairly early (just after midnight).

I love cumunion parties though. There's always a buzz about them,

A good week

I was starting to feel a bit frustrated with a lack of cock action lately.

Then last Tuesday, I was tucked up in bedwhen a message on Grindr came through.

A quick bit of chat and the guy asked if I wanted to take his load. Ohhh yeah.

He wasn't that far away and was eager for a lights low, door-off the latch, pump and dump in my hotel room.

I douched and showered ready and assumed the position.

He walked in and I could hear him getting undressed.

He threw some poppers on the bed - I had never come across this brand before and didn't recognise the metal bottle they were in, but they were like poppers used to be. Massive head rush and no runny nose either :)

As a side note,the brand is Radikal and I've ordered myself a few bottles.

Anyway, he rimmed me like a pro, fingered me like a demon and fucked like there was no tomorrow.

We swapped between him banging me hard and deep, to having his tongue inside me, to his fingers, to his cock in my mouth and back again.

His cock felt divine but I had to slow the finger action down a bit as it was starting to scrape and I've never been a huge fan of being fingered at the best of times.

He pulled out to wank himself to orgasm and shoved his big dig back inside me just in time to blow his load up me.

As he dressed, we chatted. Hopefully we can repeat the experience soon :)

Then on Wednesday, I hit the Greenhouse in Luton.

I had a great start to the night getting three cocks and two loads back-to-back. The first guy to fuck me was a lovely fucker. Big cocked, he rode me while I was on all fours deep and hard then deep and gentle, grabbing at my face and pulling me round to kiss him (not really my thing, but it turned him on!).

After the three cocsk, there was just zero action happening so after a few hours of wandering around, I caught the eye of an older black guy. He said he was bottom, and I had one of my very rare needs to just unload, I climbed into his arse.

Fucks;' sake guys...if you are hitting a sauna, there is NO excuse to have a dirty hole! This isn't some random encounter on the street, it's pre-planned evening.

That shut the mood down, so I left.

Holy...just realised I haven't posted in over a month.

Had some great fucks - popped over to the lay bye at Roade in Northampton a few times, late at night and took a good few loads bent over one or the other picnic benches.

But there was one evening when I'd posted on Squirt that I was there, and looking for loads.

I walked through the paths just below the parking and a guy was following me. To be honest, at first, he was giving me a bit of a bad vibe - shaved head, combat trousers, bit of a mean stare. I wasn't certain he was their for the kind of fun I was!

Anyway I stepped off the path and he followed me. I pulled my jeans down slightly and he whipped out a huge cock - "only" about 8" long but thick as fuck and rock hard.

I bent over and sucked him for England. It was beautiful but only just fit in my mouth. He facefucked to the point of gagging a few times.

He turned me round and pushed his cock to my hole. At that point I called a minor halt while I lubed him up - I was, of course, lubed and douched, but there was no way I was going to let him up me without a topup. :)

He pushed straight in to the balls and wasted no time in fucking me hard. I love a pounding but it would've been nice to ease into it a bit with the bad boy he was packing!

He rode me hard and mercilessly for about twenty minutes before telling me I was going to get his load in my arse.

Amazingly he pounded even harder as he shot a huge wad a spunk up me.

He stayed rock hard so I did the only polite thing and sucked him off some more. He turned me around again and fucked me some more with the same kind of vigour as before but after about 5 minutes, he said he was spent.

As we pulled our pants back up he said to me "how was that, Tony?" so it was clear he'd read my message about being there. Nice.

After that I got lots of time wasters on my phone so called it a night.

Other than that it's been the usual random, sporadic way it always is there. The Greenhouse has been awful, mind you - it was only last week when I turned up and got into the kneeling bench in the dungeon area that I was fucked back-to-back by three cocks and sucked two off. I think I'd just been lucky to stumble into a group scene.

Another guy rode me in the exhibition area - it was just him and me there - but couldn't cum.

Otherwise I've hardly taken a cock there recently for some reason.

Sorry I've been so busy I haven't had time to update this but I'll do my best to keep it updated more frequently again now.